What Super Power do you want? Long ago I decided my super power would be to know from a single glance what the best thing was on any restaurant menu. And the COG decided his super power would be to make any light turn green as he approached it.
A couple of days ago, sitting in a small waiting room with a huge tv blaring unhappy news, the COG changed his most desired super power to the ability to shut down tvs invisibly. Yesterday in a different waiting area, this time without a tv, there was a woman talking loudly into her phone, which was on speaker so we were all privileged to hear her conversations with multiple people. So I decided my new desired super power to the ability to mute people who are speaking loudly on the phone in public places.
Some days I feel like a real curmudgeon. Then I look at the COG and realize I am an amateur, and feel better.
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